No, I'm not giving away a printer, but, these people are: http://blissfullydomestic.com/blissful-delights/the-big-epson-artisan-800-giveaway-we-love-epson-and-we-love-you/
I saw this printer reviewed by a blogger and decided it would be our next printer. And the next day, she posted with this link that they are giving one away. Yay!
So, go enter.